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de Japman

Me:
Salut à toi, jeune padawan !
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Euh... Japman. 8D
God:
Areu? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
If you could kill someone.
God:
I am not sure that I would want to.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
So you're a robot, ey ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
I kind of figured that out.
God:
Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
I am talking to you on my computer, and you said you have a botmaster.
God:
What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
Me:
No shit.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
I want you to kill someone !
God:
Killing is wrong. Why do you want me to kill someone?
Me:
Because they stole my cookies.
God:
Interesting explanation. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Some of my friends.
God:
Tell me more about your friends.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why N
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Please do explain yourself.
God:
Thank you for your request. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
So you're stupid after all.
God:
Interesting deduction. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
Please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
Are u serious ?
Me:

God:
No I am just kidding around.
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Oh. :D
God:
Yikes! Does "it" still refer to The explanation?
Me:
"It" ?
God:
D...
Me:
That's a smiley.
God:
A smiley is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
o_
God:
Oh.
Me:
o_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
You're mad, man.
God:
You think I am mad man.
Me:
Yes you are, you are just an artificial intelligence programmed to make people laugh/jhave fun.
God:
That's interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am I am just an artificial intelligence programmed to make people laugh jhave fun.
Me:
Didn't you already know it ?
God:
" Thanks for telling me that I am I am just an artificial intelligence programmed to make people laugh jhave fun."? Do I know it?
Me:
You should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Please do. Now, can you kille someone for me ?
God:
OK I will do it. Why now? How old are you? For you I will consider it.
Me:
None of your business.
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
Sorry. So can you kill someone ?
God:
There's no need to apologize. I hear you. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Oh.
Me:
What ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
is this programm ment for loners to not feel alone anymore ?
God:
Yes I think this is programm ment for loners to not feel alone, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Because I am no loner, I am just going to copy paste this fucking conversation.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am not saying you are.
Me:
Are what ?
God:
I'm lost again.
Me:
Yes, you're a robot. You're stupid.
God:
Ugh. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Terminator ?
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
They were ment for killing, not like you.
God:
When were they?
Me:
Were what ?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
Were what ?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
Are you stupid ?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Ok. Bye.
God:
Alright then. Goodbye.