Meliza:Greetings from Mars! Can you hear me?Valles Marineris is so big, that if you put it on earth, it would stretch the distance from New York to LA!
Earthling:Yes, i am lost on your planet, can you help me to go to the swimming pool please?Meliza:You seem quite positive.
Earthling:No, i want to go to the swimming pool pleaseMeliza:Are you saying 'no' just to be negative?
Earthling:Where is the swimming pool pleeeeaaase!
Meliza:What are you talking about?
Earthling:*blam*
Meliza:I don't understand.Did you know that mars is the 4th planet from the sun?Sent at 4:35 PM on Tuesday
Earthling:Oh yes! And do you know where is the french embassy?
Meliza:You are sure?Mars has two moons... that's twice as many as your planet has!Earthling:Okay so where is the sea?
Meliza:My english is not perfect, and I'm having a hard time understanding you.Earthling:Sprast du deutsch?
Meliza:I am sorry, I speak only english.
Earthling: Pfff...
Meliza:You can't be serious!Earth has three times as much surface area as mars does... you guys take up so much space!
Earthling:Ok, gonna invade mars and go to the swimming pool next
Meliza:Did you know that mars is the 4th planet from the sun?About a third of the earth is land... so even though earth is bigger than mars, they have roughly the same land area. We don't waste space on water!
Earthling:Do you hear me?
Meliza:Why do you think I hear you?The highest point on mars is the top of Olympus Mons: it's 16 miles high, THREE times higher than mount everest on earth!
Earthling:Because i search the pool
Meliza:Is that the real reason?Earthling:oh yeah
Meliza:I'm bored. Don't you have anything interesting to tell me about yourself?Did you know that Olympus Mons is actually a giant volcano? It's the largest known volcano in the entire solar system! Mars rocks.
Earthling:i won't chat, i want go to the pool
Meliza:You say you won't talk ... but do you really mean that?Have you checked out Valles Marineris? It's like the Grand Canyon, but bigger. Mars is so much better than Earth!
Earthling:Raaaaaaah!!!! *Beng!!*
Meliza:Tell me a story!Valles Marineris is so big, that if you put it on earth, it would stretch the distance from New York to LA!Earthling:I can't because i'm dead
